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03/05/08 Just for Joker

On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!

---Uwe Boll on his latest film Postal.
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11/12/07 Italian Spiderman

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10/11/07 300...now with cats

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06/01/07 He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone



I'm actually looking forward to this.
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05/24/07 Hollywood has no shame

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01/04/07 Tori Spelling stars in…

Cthulhu?
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10/16/06 Deleted scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

NSFW Language

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09/26/06 Uwe Boll 4-0

Director takes swings at critics -- literally:
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- Tired of the criticism of his films, controversial German film director Uwe Boll took on four of his critics in a Vancouver boxing ring, and ended each bout with a knockout.


Now for the part that will make Joker's head explode…

Boll's next picture is "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale."

Like "BloodRayne," it's also based on a video game. It features Loken again as well as Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Ray Liotta, Matthew Lillard, Leelee Sobieski, Claire Forlani and Burt Reynolds.


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09/25/06 Uwe Boll: 2-0



Uwe Boll beats Lowtax of SomethingAwful.com in another boxing match.
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09/02/06 One pissed off cat

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07/07/06 How could you not read this article?

Crabzilla Takes Tokyo
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06/26/06 Advent Children

So, I finally watched FF7:Advent Children the other week. And I still don't think I've picked my jaw off the floor.

It's probably the most beautiful looking film I have EVER seen. Fight scenes kick ass and for fans of the video games yes, Trench I'm looking at you :-) it's such a buzz to see characters who you've only really seen as slightly blocky sprites, now rendered so fantastically. (FYI my best male friend is now harbouring an unhealthy obsession with Tifa!)

Track this down on DVD and see it.

Oh, and the Buster Sword? Still better than a gunblade in my opinion. Who doesn't love a sword that's as big as the bloke wielding it AND splits into 5 slighty smaller swords!!!!
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05/09/06 I'm a badass

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05/01/06 The Most Awesomest Movie Evar


C For Cookie
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04/24/06 The weekend movie...

In my double movie weekend I was able to catch a rare gem. Normally video game adaptions of movies don't really seem to do to well, especially when the likes of Uwe Boll gets his grubby little paws on them. "Silent Hill" is a rare exception to the game to movie equals bad type of scenario.

Borrowing its ideas heavily from the series of games "Silent Hill", the plot outline is pretty much this. Rose and Christopher have an adopted daughter Sharon, she suffers from horrible nightmares, sleepwalking and blackouts yet she always seems to mention the place Silent Hill. Rose quietly takes Sharon with her one night to find the mysterious town of Silent Hill. After she has an accident while nearing the town and blacking out, she wakes up to find Sharon missing and begins her frantic search through the town to find her. The town of Silent Hill is truly it's own character in the film, with the bleak atmosphere of washed out grey and raining ash the whole place seems claustrophic even while running through the streets. When the air raid sirens all hell breaks loose, literally. The walls and landscapes twist, rot and rust. Metal seems to be everywhere, chain link fences and iron plates. Hideous wretched creatures shamble forth from no where to visually assault the viewer. One of the most memorable of these creatures is Pyramid Head (as he is known in the game). He drags behind him a massive sword that more appropriately resembles a chunk of flat iron with an edge. What he does to one victim is truly amazing and will not soon be forgotten by one such as myself. The movie follows Rose and her frantic search for her daughter and the evils she discovers about the town of Silent Hill.

This movie easily walks away with a five out of five. The story is pretty amazing in itself, just like the video game series of Silent Hill, you never really know what is going on or why it's happening. Although in the movie they do go a little farther to try to tie it up for you. Many of the characters are rather memorable and they don't get lost in the shuffle of all that goes on in the movie. There are some truly solid parts where the sense of dread and apprehention are palpable. And if none of these other reasons sway you to see this movie, just go and look at the visuals. Nuff said.
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