Napalm sticks to kids

Thanks to Belch for the tip.

No wonder attacks have been stepped up this year. It's the so-called year of the potato.

Let's show them that it will never be their year.

Ashes of Pringles can designer buried in his work:

CINCINNATI - The man who designed the Pringles potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89.

Mr. Baur created the best and most prolific containment unit for rogue potatoes ever made.

His contribution to society and dedication to containing the potato menace will not be forgotten.

Thanks to Agent Tina for the tip.

It finally happened. The potatoes have turned on their creator.

There is no hope for us now.

Thanks to Agent Tina.

Berlin family finds 'holy potato':

A potato destined for the fryer has become a holy relic to some Berliners after a woman cut it open only to find an image of a cross inside.

As usual they're looking at it upside down.

We now have confirmation of the Second Potato of the Apocalypse.

Link

LIMA (Reuters) - As wheat and rice prices surge, the humble potato -- long derided as a boring tuber prone to making you fat -- is being rediscovered as a nutritious crop that could cheaply feed an increasingly hungry world.

That's what they want you to think but actually it's a clever plot to undermine the world's economy.

Sainsbury's potato buyer arrested in £3m corruption probe:

A sainsbury's executive is being investigated over claims he received £3million in bribes from a potato supplier.

Yeah "supplier". Sympathizer is more like it.

One potato, two potato ...
Those lousy igloo living, curling watching, it's not bacon it's ham eating Canucks are producing genetically modified potatoes.

Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada has unveiled a new crop of experimental potato varieties, but it will be years before any find their way to your supper table.

Supper table my ass. They're probably engineered to kill us in our beds.

Winner of the Idaho Potato Commission's "iTuber" video contest.

It just goes to show you that there have been generations of potato sympathizers.

Jesus in a Potato?
A pastor from Florida and her husband seem to think they have the image of Christ in a potato. Click the image at left to get a larger view of it.

Obviously they are blissfully unaware of the dangers of potatoes because that's not the image of Christ. They're looking at the potato from the wrong angle. It's actually this...



That's right my friends. We are looking at the potato-Antichrist. Otherwise known as the First Potato of the Apocalypse.

We are now living in the end times.

Thanks to Pat for the link.

Link.

A 15-year-old Auckland boy is lucky to be alive after he was dragged into a potato sorting machine up to his hip. It took emergency services two hours to rescue him.

This was obviously no accident. Even children aren't safe.

Idaho Fire Crew's Tater Tots Start Blaze:

BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A fire station crew must be a little embarrassed by the way some of this state's famous potatoes got fried.

Boise firefighters returning from a medical call had to turn their hose on the firehouse kitchen after an overheated pan full of Tater Tots melted and set some cabinets ablaze.

Just like every other terrorist organization they're even using their children.

U.S. hunts Canadian potatoes in eight states:
I always knew those igloo living maple syrup eaters weren't to be trusted.