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08/04/07 It explains a lot

Charles Manson considered scientology:

Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.


Says a lot doesn't it?
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 21:56 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

06/26/07 Germany really hates Scientology

Scientology cited for barring Cruise production:
Germany has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler from filming at German military sites because its star Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday.

Cruise, also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church. Berlin says it masquerades as a religion to make money, a charge Scientology leaders reject.


Go Germany.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 16:16 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

06/19/07 Those wacky scientologists are at it again

Scientologist Travolta blames psychotropic drugs for US school shootings:
"I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it," New York Post quoted Travolta, as saying.

The 'Hairspray' actor agrees with fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise who is one of the most outspoken members of the Church of Scientology.

"I don't disagree with anything Tom says," he said.

According to Scientology there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance, and psychiatry is a form of pseudoscience.


What a freakin' dolt.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 09:44 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

08/30/06 News from The Trench

The Excremental Suri:
Great. Someone is making a sculpture of Tom Cruise's non-existant baby's crap.

Brothels take the sting out of pump prices:
That's gas pump in case you were wondering.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S., In the Headlines at 21:03 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

08/23/06 A small blow against Scientology!

Well, score one for our side! WonderMidget Tom Cruise has been dropped by his film company Paramount after 14 years. The studio decided not to renew its deal with the star because "his recent conduct has not been acceptable". Well duh.

But his business partner Paula Wagner said they chose to leave Paramount. She said Cruise/Wagner Productions had been planning to set up independent financing for their films "for a long time".

Is this a surprise to anyone? Really? I mean even in Hollywood, where the nuts are a-growin' on every tree, Cruise is considered to be a "bit strange." Leaping on a sofa during a chat show to declare undying love for your partner may SOUND romantic, but in actual fact is deeply cringworthy and will probably cause said partner much embarrassment!




Posted by Elessarion in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 13:43 | Comments (4) | Trackbacks (0)

07/21/06 Where is Tom Cruise's baby?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I bet it looks like a turkey baster.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 09:59 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

07/12/06 Hail Xenu

Trapped in the Closet to return to South Park.
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06/26/06 This is disturbing

Scientology Orientation video.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 19:30 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

04/14/06 Mission Impossible 3 boycott

Has anyone out there heard about the boycott that South Park fans are plotting ?? Supposedly, South Park fans are pissed about the tom lose/r. kelly episode being taken off the air by mr. tom lose himself and plan to boycott the opening of MI:3, which personally I think is absolutely hilarious!

I hate him just as much as the next gal & if something happens here in Michigan, I will be there & report back! I don't think it opens until May but I am not going to waste my time finding "when" it opens!!

Also, I had a brain storm that I would like to share with all of you......... Everyone remember when TomKat was official.....? Wasn't it shortly after that they announced she was pregnant..... I'm not really sure because again, I hate him but, wouldn't it be CRAZY if this baby turned out to be Chris Klein's (from American Pie) ??? !!! I would laugh & laugh & laugh & send messages to tom's fan website, well, laughing !!! I just think that, it all seemed a little soon to announce that "you're expecting" !!!

If anyone knows more, let me know!!
Posted by dRc in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 13:29 | Comments (7) | Trackback (1)

03/13/06 Chef calls it quits

Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park':
Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
So making fun of Catholics and Mormons is ok but once you make fun of Scientologists then it's intolerance?

You used to be cool. Now you're just an assclown.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 18:06 | Comments (7) | Trackbacks (0)

02/14/06 Sometimes the jokes write themselves

Tom Cruise investigated by gay porn star

Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 16:44 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)

01/31/06 Brokeback Top Gun

Play The Video

Link via Freedom of Thought.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 19:59 | Comments (0) | Trackback (1)

01/20/06 Tom Cruise stops The Closet

Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored:

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain.
The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S.

The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality.

According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained.

A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."


I heard that it won't be replayed in the U.S. either.
Posted by Trench in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 09:22 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)

10/07/05 If you didn't know the 'Scientology' cult was created by a man...

I submit the following proof (emphasis, of course, is mine):

...practitioners of the religion require a "silent birth" in which the mother is given no painkillers and is forbidden from screaming or groaning for fear of traumatizing the baby. From church founder L. Ron Hubbard's book, "Dianetics": "Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go." To this end, Scientologists also recommend seven days of silence for newborns to reduce the level of trauma they experience in their first days on Earth.

I humbly submit that Scientology is a malignant scourge upon the Earth which must be immediately cleansed. Preferably with nuclear weapons. Or laser death rays. You know, whatever works.
Posted by Alyric in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 18:54 | Comments (6) | Trackbacks (0)

10/05/05 TOM & KATIE EXPECTING AN ALIEN BABY

I just came across this...... ***rolls eyes***

Tom Kat expecting an alien

Wonder how Nicole feels about this one.......since they adopted those kids while they were together but now he's gonna actually have a kid.......maybe his sperm would only penetrate another scientologist in training and not nicole's because she didn't BELIEVE !!!!!!!

Posted by dRc in E.L.F.S./E.L.K.S. at 16:48 | Comments (5) | Trackbacks (0)
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