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This was the most disappointing, boring, LAME superbowl ever !!! It could not hold my attention, but what did hold my attention was the Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl II -- Did anyone have a chance to catch this? Boy, was this a winner !!! They put 10 puppies into a mock football field with toys & water & proceeded to film these puppies playing with eachother for several hours. One of the best parts was the "Bowl Cam" which was a camera under a water dish that showed the dogs drinking or standing in the bowl, etc. It was quite humorous, but the most humorous part was the "kitty half-time show" (which was way better than the Rolling Stones) again about 10 kittens were thrown into the mock field to play with assorted kitty toys, balls with bells, feather sticks, a platform with holes & stairs, etc. & were filmed for about 30 minutes. When the half-time was over the confetti started to fly all around & scared the crap out of the kittens, who couldn't find shelter quickly enough to avoid the boulders falling from the ceiling..... IT WAS PRICELESS!!! Again, the pooperbowl was really on the Animal Planet, NOT ABC !!!!!!!!!

Things have been crazy around my work these past two weeks..... my boss has been in the hospital with strep pneumonia, which he had to have the bacteria surgically removed & now has to have skin grafts....is it grafs or grafts....? Imagine that if you can !!! Pretty scary, but what is even more scary is that our DSL has been down since last monday!!!

I have been in the dark since I do NOT have internet at home, yet! I should be getting my apple computer very soon, I just wanted to update everyone on my status, WHO CARES right, is what everyone is thinking!!!

I only have one reality show update.....AMERICAN IDOL

Has anyone been watching this season so far?!!!? All I can say is WHOA!!

Last night in particular, they were in Greensboro, NC & this one girl, WHOA she basically bitched out Paula Abdul for no reason....but after the fact, she didn't have the balls to insult her to her face!!! She made a complete spectical of herself by saying that if her & Paula were to walk outside, NO one would think that Paula was a celebrity but they would FO SHO think that she was the celebrity & NOT Paula.... she also said that she KNOWS she is going to be famous because 10 of her psychic friends TOLD HER SO!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

I almost died laughing !!!! Too bad her psychic friends didn't tell her that she wasn't going to make the cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The funny thing is that she kept ripping on Paula when the whole time Paula was nice, it was Simon that was the asshole (who knew!) and when she left the building she said that Paula ain't got shit on her !!!! Yeah, well Paula probably wouldn't shit on her if she was on fire !!!!!!!!!!

That's all for now, I will be back with some enlightening reviews soon!!!

OK, I know that everyone thoroughly enjoys my tv show updates & I am sure that everyone has missed my witty banter, I know I have !!!

El numero uno:

Meet the Barkers on MTV, Tuesdays @ 10pm

I love this show !!! Travis Barker, drummer from blink 182 & his HOT wife Shanna (former Miss USA) & their little family are SO cute !!! Their son has a mohawk that is super sweet & Shanna is pregnant with a little girl (during the show but I think she already had the baby.) This show is a must watch, especially the parts where they indirectly show Travis getting high !!! That's my favorite part!! Their home & cars are beautiful & if you like watching about "normal" people on a reality show, this is the one for you. They act like normal everyday people all the time & that is what a "reality" show should be!! I give it 4 outta 5 cannabis leaves !!

El numero dos:

Project Runway on Bravo, Wednesdays @ 10pm

This show is CRAZY this year, its back for its 2nd season with host Heidi Klum....who is well, let's just say GORGEOUS!! Especially pregnant, everyone is pregnant during the taping of their shows apparently!! This show is about fashion hopefuls trying to make it in the fashion design world. Hopefuls from all over the country are hoping to win a spread in Elle magazine showcasing their collection, a new saturn, $100,000 (I think!!) and a full runway show featuring their products at fashion week!! This is show is full of mini-meltdowns & a handful of gay men that are more emotional than a woman dealing with her aunt flo visiting! My favorite is Chloe Dao & Nick Verrios (I hope I spelled their names correctly) but they are FABULOUS designers & if there could be a tie I would want them to win sewing machines down!! One guy (who I cannot tell if he is gay or just stupid) Santino blah blah, I don't know his last name because I hate him, but he is the most arrogant asshole on the show. He really thinks that he is something & if he wins, I will NOT watch the next season, if there is another! In conclusion of this masquerade, I give it 4 outta 5 spools, SEW try your best to watch it !!! There's my witty banter again!!!

El numero tres:

Rollergirls on A & E, Mondays @ 10pm

OMG this show is SOOOOO cool!!! Welcome back roller derby !!! I have seen a handful of matches, one in particular on an episode of Charlie's Angels (where Jill (farrah fawcett) plays a roller derby hot mama looking for a killer) and I have seen one or two on espn before but this show is an up close look at what goes in behind the scenes & on the court...? Do they call it a court, I believe it could be termed as the "floor" well, whatever it is its pretty harsh!! The girls all tear eachother apart & it's a really cool scene to watch!! These girls take a licking & keep on skating!! Witty banter....again.... This is a SUPER MUST SEE, tune in on Monday nights for some hot female action!!! I give it 4 outta 5 wheels!!


Stay tuned for more show info, I will be back soon!!!

I couldn't be happier that the Blog is back !!!! I have been thinking about ALL of you & wondering how you all have been doing !!! I have been fine, just catching up on all my new shows for the season.....I am sure everyone is excited to know that Dancing with the Stars is back for another season !!!! I sure am !!! I will be back soon for a SWEET update on all my new shows !!! Everyone take care & wait for it.....wait for it !!!!

I just filled up this whole thing & I went to save & I got kicked out for not signing in....UM OK!!

Anywhoover -- I was going to tell you about these 2 shows I hate and I did but for some reason its all gone.....apparently it wasn't good enough so I have write again....

FIRST: Filthy Rich Cattle Drive on E!

Two words: Fabian Basabe

Prissy femme drunk assholish boy.....lets see, he's verbal tyrant who doesnt give a shit about anyone else but himself....on last nights show he got loaded (nothing new) & verbally assulted another dude on the drive from england & told him that no one cares about him & his life over in england AND he got pissed off because this guy and another guy went down to some river or something & took a bath.....well, lets see fag boy are you upset cuz they didn't invite you to their party or are you just that big of a prick that you find something wrong with EVERYTHING, I think its a little of both, so when he got all liquored up he was trying to kiss the trail bosses ass & stood up to hug him (which is pretty gay if you ask me !!!) and fell down on a log and spilled his drink EVERYWHERE !!!! LOL so everyone laughed about that one, even me !!! He is such an asshole.....I am glad that show is almost over because he ruined what could've been a pretty cool show.....Oh and he is married & was bragging about what a good husband he was meanwhile feeling up all the girls (when they were like, hey thats not cool) and was bragging about how he gets his wife all these sweet presents again meanwhile he stuck his hand in Brittney Gastineau's crotch !!!! NICE !!!
Would anyone of you women out there enjoy your husband after that !!???

Anyways, enough about that jerk off !!!

My next show is Laguna Beach on MTV

This show is getting dumber & dumber by the episode..... these stupid girls....mainly jessica, alex m. & kristen get on my F ing nerves !!!! Previously, jessica was dating this total TOOL named jason, well they broke up for a hot second so he could date alex m. (which all of these gurls are NOT CUTE in the least but apparently people think they are !!!) for a minute after blowing off plans with jessica....so since alex & jason didnt work out, jessica decided to sleep with jason just a few more times for old times sake & when alex found out she was pissed, im guessing cuz she thought they were friends....well maybe she shouldn't have encouraged the break up if she was jessica's friend in the first place....but whatever !!! so, jessica & alex go on spring break with all their stupid little girl friends to cabo san lucas, the legal drinking age is whatever so of course everyone gets all liquored up and alex wants to fight jessica for sleeping with jason after her & him already had their minute....so she approaches jessica to tell her all of these things, mainly that she's a slut.....she starts arguing with her while everyone stands around & acts like there isnt two girls acting like stupid little bitches!!! alex makes jessica admit that she's a slut & then tells her that she is the lowest human being for admitting so.....well again who's the bigger idiot !!! Lets not go into that Oprah right now !!!! NOW, on the episode I saw last night, alex & jessica are friends again.....HUH --- WHAT ???!!!! okey dokey, so jason's back on the market & so is everyone else.....so jessica likes this new guy who is a surfer.....enter kristen (the cutest one out of ALL of them) she sees this surfer guy and decides that he's pretty cute (AFTER SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT JESSICA LIKES HIM--- HER SUPPOSED BEST FRIEND) and makes out with him while jessica's not around....and then later says that she wonders if jessica is mad at her....meanwhile jessica says, "hate the player not the game" about kristen kissing the guy she likes...HELLO, EARTH TO JESSICA.....A BEST FRIEND DOESN'T DO THAT SHIT!!! WOW, what a stupid show huh !!!!! So why am I writing about it....well I take great interest in other peoples stupidity....especially stupid bitches !!!!!

I hope everyone enjoyed my synopsis, I will have more tomorrow.....America's Next Top Model is on tonight !!!!! YEAH !!!!!

As I start out every entry....I am sure everyone has missed my stupid reality show updates !!!

I only have 3 shows to updated you on this time around.....

I am sure everyone has seen or know who Danny Bonaduce is (from the Partridge Family) well, he has his own reality show now called: Breaking Bonaduce on Vh1 Sunday nights @ 10pm
This show is at best interesting......to actually see him give himself steroids is a chart topper in itself....He has 2 kids, a beautiful wife, which he married the first night they met because she wouldn't sleep with him....she was saving herself until marriage so he called a priest who came to marry them that night & they have been married for 14 years, I believe....I'm sure to everyone's surprise he is still alive, considering most child stars are either dead or almost dead by now.....watching this show, I can't help but feel sorry for him that his life didn't quite play out the way I'm sure he wanted it to however, he continues to literally kill himself by working out at 3 different gyms so they don't know how much he actually works out. He lets the camera film his sessions with Dr. Gary who is a super cool guy that looks like David Gest's twin but with better cheek bones !!!! ( Little gay joke there people....LIZAAAAAAAAAAA !!! ) Anyways, I definately recommend this show only to the strong....he will wear you down & make you pissed off at the world but in that same breath he is an awesome dad who loves his kids soooo much it makes you wonder if he may have a little split personality disorder, among several other disorders !!! Take a gander & see what you think.....

I was going to do an entry on just the Dancing with the Stars DANCE OFF but I figured everyone would not care so I am just gonna make this a side note: I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF THE KELLY DIDN'T WIN AGAIN, SHE DID WAY BETTER THAN JOHN & HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN, HE DID WORSE THIS TIME THAN BEFORE....SHE WILL REMAIN THE DANCING QUEEN IN MY BOOK FOREVER.....there, I feel a little better !!!!

My last show that I am hooked on is America's Next Top Model w/ Miss Tyra "HOT TITS" Banks.....WOW is she HOT or what people !!! Anyways, I have been a fan of this show since its inception.....This year is the 5th season of ANTM and the girls are hotter & bitchier this time around.....Tonight will air the 2nd episode on UPN @ 8pm....I do love this show but the one person that MADE this show in prior episodes is Janice Dickinson, who is NOT on this season, I am not sure if its because she is doing Surreal Life right now or if she just didn't want to do it this year but I am couldn't be more disappointed.....they instead have Twiggy taking her spot.....those are BIG shoes to fill Miss Twiggy, I am not sure that she will be as entertaining as Miss Janice....who else can tell someone they look like a retarded duck flapping its wings at a Ducks Unlimited Convention.....she is the only one !!!!! Anyways, I really hope that Twiggy pulls out some English banter that makes the girls cry & feel like shit this season.....tune in & check it out tonight @ 8pm on UPN !!!

As always, thank you for reading my endless update on the shows that I feel are important for my blog public to watch !!!! Everyone take care & I know my absence has really got everyone wondering what happened to me......lets put it this way.....being sued, going bankrupt (almost), job insecurity, my gf has some issues with her health & fashioning a noose for myself on a daily basis has all thats been going on.....you know, the norm for me!!

OoooHHHH!!! I had forgot to mention that I can now add myself to the list of LOVING the show Nip/Tuck.....I borrowed the 1st season from a friend & we are HOOKED !!!! The show is amazing.....I LOVE IT !!! Are there any other fan out there???? Keep in mind I am almost done with the 1st season, so no one blow it for me, I don't want to know anything about the new season or season 2 until I can watch it !!!!!! OMG, I can't take it, this show is awesome !!!!

Everyone take care & I hope everyone is doing well......d R c

Yes, its me again, the reality show whore !!! Over the weekend I caught some new shows that I hope everyone had a chance to see... the first one is called: Tommy Lee Goes to College **LOL** everyone laugh, its ok !!!! They are running this show on NBC Tuesdays & on Vh1 on Fridays -- Now everyone knows Tommy Lee, astounding drummer from Motley Crue, ex-husband of such HOT babes as: Pamela Anderson & Heather Locklear...well at (whatever his age is, maybe 37+) he is attending the University of Nebraska for a semester. He gets a roomate & he applies for all the classes & the band (yeah, they let him play drums in the band, but not after he proves himself...that was a great episode!!) He has a smoking HOT tudor Natalie who is studying to be a doctor, she helps him with his....homework of course!
He also, vamped out the room he is staying in with a huge flatscreen TV & playstation, drum kit & full martini bar !!! Now, I can only imagine what everyone thinks of him, he is playboy, rockstar, typical guy who wants to get laid....but in this, it really helps you understand him & get to know his real side...thats what I LOVE about reality shows is that sooner or later, their true person comes out & they are human just like us....except they have ALOT more $ than the rest of us!!!! If you have a chance to catch this show either night, just watch & see what you think!!!

For my next entry, I would like to talk about: Gene Simmons Rock School -- HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS YET??? OMG, at times, its hilarious !!! Other times, he is sooooo over the top I cannot even believe it!! I know we are talking about Gene Simmons here people but WHOA, he really has some issues!!! Basically, he has come to England to a private school to teach kids around the ages of 12-14 (I would assume) rock n roll straight up!!! They are classical musicians some of them and others are very talented with several instruments. Particularly, one episode I saw this weekend pertained some incorrect information, rather Gene was taking credit for something that he did not start......I know Trench is gonna love this one......I thought about Trench instantly when this happened....Gene is teaching the kids to do some chords on the guitar and teaching them how to hold, etc. He then proceeds to tell the kids to do it "this way" putting up the first & pinkie finger...he said that he held his guitar like that and then turned it INTO the devil horns, in short.....I was like OH NOOOOOOO HE DIDN'T JUST GO THERE !!!!! He just took credit for inventing the devil horns.....WHAT AN ASS!!! now I have never really been a Kiss fan or Gene Simmons fan really but this show caught my eye because of the kids, they are all really cute & their accents are so cute talking about rock n roll, especially "The Emperor" or Josh Bell, he is a red haired kid who is the lead singer, who can't carry a tune in a bucket but he has all the makings of a rock star!!!! He speaks elvish & he is an outcast, everyone thinks he's weird....he was singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen at the top of his lungs & it was hilarious!!!!! Check it out on Vh1 Friday nights at 11pm for a good laugh!!! And, we all know WHO invented the devil horns.....lets not go there!!!!!

This is my 1st entry in a while so I wanted to piss everyone off by talking about the reality shows I like!!


Has anyone been watching: Hogan Knows Best on Vh1 ??? I was just curious to know because I know that I am the ONLY one that talks about reality shows, everyone always bashes me (JIM-KuJoe we know who you are !!!) but this show is kind of OK. Well, I only bring it up because of the wrestlemania heads out there (Trench, we know who YOU are!!) Have you seen this show at all? At first, I was very put off by him "HULK" because of the way he was acting about his daughter (Brooke, 16) dating or going out to dinner with a boy...he basically got a ham in his urethra when she asked if she could go out & he was spinning about the fact that she was wearing a skirt that she had shorts underneath.... it was kind of borderline chester the molester ish !!!! Since that episode I have continued to give the show a chance & its ok, but what prompted me to mention it is that they showed the episode when Hulk Hogan appeared at Wrestlemania 7 (I think, I have no idea what # it is) and he was wrestling some guys that I have no idea who they were but, I used to really enjoy wrestling when I was younger.... when it was all about Andre the Giant, Jake the Snake, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage & others, I loved that.....but anyways I realize I am going NOWHERE with this so, if you get a chance to tune into the show its on Vh1 all the time & check out his house, its PHAT !!!

I have since stopped watching Hooking Up on ABC, its kinda dumb, I mean who wants to watch the same people go out on dates every week??? Its the same situations, the first episode was funny but I would rather catch up on thursdays General Hospital than watch that !!!!

Brat Camp on the other hand is still a very good show & I think that some of the adults I know should attend Brat Camp!!! That is on Weds @ 9pm, next week is the finale & its a good show, I will be sad to see it go.....

Now moving on to Battle of the Network Reality Stars on Bravo....has anyone seen this??? OMG, this is the craziest show!!! Basically, its the same as the 80's version of Battle of the Network Stars w/ Lynda Carter, Tom Selleck, Million Dollar Man, Suzanne Somers, etc. where they do all these easy events like run through tires, monkey bars, rope swing, climb a wall, dunk tank....there is everyone from ALL of the reality shows in the past 5-6 years like Survivor, Big Brother, Joe Millionare, The Apprentice, MTV Real World/Road Rules, Average Joe, The Joe Schmo Show, Amazing Race, etc. They all compete for fabulous prizes & the host is the guy that used to host American Gladiator !!!! I love him!!! This show is pretty funny & to see all these people kill eachother in stupid events is the best!!!

Also, on Bravo is The D-list with Kathy Griffin, now if you are NOT a Kathy fan you won't find it funny whatsoever!!!! But, if you think she is funny you should check it out!!! She rips on celebrities like no other person has BALLS to!!! She takes you through her whole life, live performances, family & her dogs at her house.... The other night when the segment was shown she appeared on Leno & he ripped her up one side and down the other and made her cry.... which doesnt normally happen, she is a tough bitch, so now she is blacklisted from that show too, among several others!!! If you want a laugh & have Bravo, look her up, its funny !!!

Thats all of the updates I have for now, I'm sure, once again, no one cares but if someone out there has time on their hands & enjoys TV as much as I do, take a gander at the mentioned shows & let me know what you think!!!

Everyone have a great weekend !!!

PS: I know you all like me even though no one ever says it !!!!! : (

Check this out, I think this is funny!!!! HAHAHA Everyone don't be so sad, I have missed you too!!! I know no one cares about me, its cool!!!! HAHAHA

Enjoy !!!

The Smoking Gun

While I was looking at the smoking gun today I found all of these funny ass mug shots !!!

Check out these, they are funny !!! Firstly, the Go for the Gold Mug shot is the BEST EVER !!!

MUG SHOTS

Just click on "this one", etc. to see the others..... LOL

WOW, some people are really funny when they get arrested !!!

There are 2 new shows out right now on ABC, they are reality shows, go figure !!!

The first show is called Brat Camp and is on Weds @ 9pm. Its about these 9 kids from the ages of 14-17 who have been sent to this camp in the wilderness for how ever long it takes for them to get back on track and stop getting into trouble at home. Most of the parents lied to get their kids to go saying that they were only going to be there one week or two at the most. These kids have to earn their food and showers they have to take really long hikes through the rough, cold Northern California wilderness. They sleep in teepees on the ground in thick sleeping bag and they have to turn over their boots, and warm clothes that they are not wearing to sleep in over the camp instructors so that they don’t try to run away during the night. If they get out of their sleeping bags they will probably get hypothermia or something!! Most of these kids have taken drugs, ran away from home, hit their parents, hurt their siblings and are basically a pain in the ass at home. One kid tried to stab his twin, another girl lies compulsively, one girls father died when she was younger and she will not talk about it, another girl was sexually abused by a family friend and she has repressed it so badly that it is affecting her life now that she is supposed to be preparing for college and moving on with her life, another boy is hyper active all the time and will not settle down for anything. Some of these kids remind me of myself in many ways. They do not know how long they will be at the camp; they can leave when the counselors feel they are ready to go home. In the debut episode they were there during Thanksgiving and most if not all of the kids have never been away from home during a holiday so they all were struggling being home sick. They had to take a 7-mile hike, during this hike everyone got all worked up and started letting out their emotions. The counselors said that this usually works because when you get tired you are more yourself and are more open to discussion about anything. Needless to say it is a very interesting show, I give it an 8 out of 10, definitely a must see if you have nothing else to do !!!

The second show is called Hooking Up and is on Thursdays @ 9pm. It is about 11 women who enter the world of online dating (which we all have done!!) Most of these ladies are professional women looking for dates, boyfriends or husbands. One girl says str8 out to this guy, “I am looking for a husband!” And he was like, “you don’t just say that!!” HAHA It was pretty funny ! This other girl got a call from this guy who said he was an actor, about 6’2”, in his 30’s and looked like Fabio. So of course, she agreed to go out with him, they met at a little restaurant. He walks in and she is like are you fucking kidding me!!! His age said 43 and it said he was a musician !! He was like acting like nothing was wrong and she was like um, you said you were in your 30’s, and in your picture you look younger, he says, “yeah that was taken about 15 years ago.” She was like, “are you serious with this, I am very pissed off right now!” He was like, “why?” So she goes to the bathroom, calls a friend and has them call the restaurant and say that they need to speak with her and she gets on the phone and is like, “oh right now, ok, well I will be there in a minute!” Then she goes back to the table and tells the freak show she has to go and he’s like, “oh ok, see ya, nice meeting you!” She walks out and just shakes her head!!! Again, needless to say this show is gonna be a keeper !!!! Its really funny and especially if you have ever been there with the online dating thing, you know !!! I give it a 9 out of 10, its hilarious !!!! The only thing I would love is if they had some gays on there but, that’s ok I guess !!!!

In my life, day to day, sometimes I just get sick of it all. I think about all the things going on in our world.... war, poverty, illness/disease, crime.... and when it all comes down to it I tend to get annoyed with the little things. Such as, commercials on the radio & tv. I have a tape that I always turn on when commercials come on when I am at work. I don't have speakers on my computer at my desk so its not like I can listen to whatever I want online. I would love to have commercial free music and not have to listen to the dj's. But that is a whole nother Oprah !!!!!!

It just seems that when I think about the WHOLE big picture I feel so small. Is there anything I can do to make things better? Probably not. I think this may stem from an entry Trench did on TTC a while back.

I was just thinking about things while I am here alone, at my desk, looking outside at the other office buildings around me and all the cottonwood crap flying around and it all comes back to I am one person in a state of x thousand. Michigan is one of 50 states (some people say 51, WHY? I never say 51, even if that is correct, I will never say 51, because I don't consider D.C. a state.) Every state has x amount of people and the US has how many millions? I mean, I just think about how I am so small in this grand scheme of things and it is just over whelming sometimes. I understand why some people refuse to go outside for their whole lives, its a great big world out there.

I spoke with an old friend this weekend that has been singing on a cruise ship for the past 9 months or something like that. She was saying that its hard to be patriotic these days and support the government and all the other shit that's going on when you know what is going on is wrong in your own humble opinion. But, when she was travelling abroad she felt like the only thing she could stick firm to is the support of an awesome upbringing in the US and this is the best place to live in the whole world. She made several good points about travelling to other countries but they were merely cosmetic. Meaning, that the only thing awesome about going to other countries is the sights, nothing else.

So why does it take so much to prompt people to be so unsupportive of the US and what is going on in our world today? I don't really even know if that question makes sense but what I am getting at is and this applies to myself as well: why do so many people hate the US and bitch about everything going on today but they will never leave here to explore other countries and see what its really like in other countries? I guess its anyone who complains about the things they will not take the time to fix or attempt to change. I fall into this catergory, I complain about all that is wrong with the world but I would NEVER go to another country with the mind set that I would rather live there than here because I know how good we have it compared to several other countries. I mean for crying out loud, in Ireland they don't even have ice. What is that about??? And, that is a very trival meaningless thing but I require ice!!! I would have a fit !!!!! Now, lack of ice is not keeping me from travelling to Ireland, money is, and that is a whole Oprah week long show !!!!

I will end this with questions to you my public. Would you live anywhere else other than the US?? Would you consider trying to make a difference or sit on the sidelines and wait for others to do it? Would life be easier and better somewhere else? Less unemployment? Less crime?

Its one of the biggest double edged swords I have wielded in years !!! My last sword was, paper or plastic !!!!! Let me know what ya'll think !!!!

PS: Happy bday yesterday (sunday) Jim !!!! 31