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08/15/08 Robot with a rat brain

Robot Has Biological Brain:

The robot, named Gordon, is not exactly an Einstein but represents a remarkable bridging of the gap between biology and technology. Gordon relies a dish with about 60 electrodes to pick up electrical signals generated by the brain cells.

The brain drives the robot's movements.

Every time the robot nears an object, signals are directed to stimulate the brain by means of the electrodes, the researchers explained in a statement released today by the University of Reading in England. In response, the brain's output drives the robot's wheels left and right, so that it moves around in an attempt to avoid hitting objects.

The robot has no additional control from a human or a computer, the scientists state. Its sole means of control is from its own brain.


That's just great. We're eventually going to be overrun by ratborgs. Thanks a lot ya Limey bastards.
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08/07/08 For the man who has everything

The Shit Box.
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08/03/08 Zombie Survival Quiz

Link

This one has 52 questions so settle in.
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07/24/08 Zombies need love too

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
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07/19/08 Bert and Ernie are hardcore yo

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06/11/08 Spud Comic

The Brown Menace


Thanks to Belch for the tip.
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06/07/08 The 3rd potato of the Apocalypse

The Brown Menace
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06/05/08 Year of the potato?

The Brown Menace
No wonder attacks have been stepped up this year. It's the so-called year of the potato.

Let's show them that it will never be their year.
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06/03/08 MySpace for the living dead

Lost Zombies.

Via Inquisitr
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06/03/08 Pringles can designer dies

The Brown Menace
Ashes of Pringles can designer buried in his work:

CINCINNATI - The man who designed the Pringles potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89.


Mr. Baur created the best and most prolific containment unit for rogue potatoes ever made.

His contribution to society and dedication to containing the potato menace will not be forgotten.

Thanks to Agent Tina for the tip.
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05/31/08 Let's throw in faceles robot rabbits while we're at it



Source
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05/31/08 Robots, monkeys, and marshmallows

Monkeys control robots with their minds:

Scientists have trained a group of monkeys to feed themselves marshmallows using a robot arm controlled by sensors implanted in their brains, a feat that could one day help paralyzed people operate prosthetic limbs on their own, according to a study out Thursday.


Or they could start an army of monkey cyborgs.
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05/28/08 The tuber has turned

The Brown Menace
It finally happened. The potatoes have turned on their creator.

There is no hope for us now.
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05/28/08 Zombie parade

Church calls zombie parade blasphemous:

MADRID (Reuters) - A procession of devils, ghosts and zombies through the historic Spanish city of Toledo has been branded blasphemous by the Catholic Church.

Actors from the Morboria theatre company performed a representation inspired by the medieval Dance of Death in Toledo's streets on Saturday, provoking an angry reaction from the cathedral pulpit the following day.

"We ask forgiveness for those who yesterday insulted the body of Christ," said Archbishop Antonio Canizares, quoted in newspaper El Pais.

He told worshippers the procession, which also included a Virgin Mary and a Saint Peter, made a mockery of the Catholic celebration of Corpus Christi.


This is why I consider myself only partially Catholic. The Church can't take a joke. Didn't Christ himself return from the dead?
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05/12/08 The most horrifying sight ever

The Brown Menace


Thanks to Agent Tina.
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