Napalm sticks to kids

The Americans of 1776 had the highest standard of living and the lowest taxes in the Western World

There were two Boston tea parties

Benjamin Franklin wrote the first Declaration of Independence

John Adams defended the British Soldiers after the Boston Massacre

History's first submarine attack took place in New York Harbor in 1776

Benedict Arnold was the best general in the Continental Army

By 1779, as many as one in seven Americans in Washington's army was black

There were women in the Continental Army, even a few who saw combat

George Washington was the best spymaster in American History

By 1779, there were more Americans fighting with the British than with Washington

At Yorktown, the victory that won the war, Frenchman outnumbered Americans almost three to one

King George almost abdicated the throne when the British lost

A German submarine from World War I is threatening to surface again after it sank 89 years ago.

Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!.

What occurs more often in December than any other month?
-- Conception.

Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
-- Skinny dipping.

What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
-- No theme song/music.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
-- Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
-- Obsession

More women do this in the bathroom than men.
-- Wash their hands. Women ~ 80% Men ~ 55%

What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
-- Gain weight.

In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
-- Banana

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
-- One thousand

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
-- All invented by women.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!.

The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly!.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!.

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!.

America once issued a 5-cent bill!.

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime! Wow!.

Here are some people with strange names (some of these have not been verified): Ure A. Pigg (Portland, Oregon)! Ima Hogg (Houston, Texas)! Ima June Bugg (Chicago, IL)! Eura Fisch (Charlotte N.C)! Ima Fisch (Charlotte N.C)! menna pause (Indianapolis,indiana! Serious Misconduct (Welwyn, England)! General Error (Pueblo, Colorado)! Dr. Safety First (Tulsa, Oklahoma)! Pearl Harbor (Birmingham, Alabama)! Honor Roll (Birmingham, Alabama)! E. Pluribus Eubanks (San Francisco, CA)! .

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, silver, and month!.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!.

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! Wow!.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!.

Here are some interesting numbers to look at! (*1997) 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S! 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S! 123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways! 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S! 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year!.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!.

There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!.

Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!.

You blink over 10,000,000 times a year!.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!.

The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!.

The average person laughs 13 times a day!.

Any thoughts on opinions/reviews/etc of various gadgets & such?

i'm a gadget junkie, which i'm sure some of yall are also..., so um yeah..

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!.

Slugs have 4 noses!.

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!.

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!.

The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!.

It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!.

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!.

Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!.

Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy!.

A jellyfish is 95 percent water!.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!.

The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!.

The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out!.

Family will be getting to Phoenix today, finally get to see the kids after over a month.

Job is still great, one of the other fellers & I are basically setting the standards & deciding how things are gonna run within our dept., still love this place & would suggest working here to anyone (and yes Trench, we have insurance sold through this company), we're still setting up the lab and all that good stuff, ordering very expensive sw, going to go to some company paid training for various stuff (travel? maybe?) yadda yadda yadda yackity smackity

Still waiting to setup the BUTTSECKS!!!11!oneone signs at the city signs, poster board, stakes & a big damn marker....pix will follow

And I may end up in memphis for a few days in the very near future

and finally wtf, I dont post did you know everyday and the board goes into suspended animation? damn....