Napalm sticks to kids

A study has concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood it could chuck about 700 pounds.

A mother shark can give birth to as many as 70 baby sharks per litter.

Both gorillaz and housecats purr.

A hibernating bear can go as long as 6 months without a bathroom break.

The only time a turkey whistles is when it is panicking.

Whales and Buffalos both stampede.

The top speed of a pigeon in flight is 90 mph.

Squirrels cannot see the color red.

Chimpanzees will hunt ducks if given the opportunity.

Sheep snore.

A group of jellyfish is called a "smack."

One humped camels run faster than two humped camels.

Camel hair brushes are made from squirrel hair.

Emus cannot walk backwards.

Camel's milk does not curdle.

Armadillos can catch malaria.

The last animal in the dictionary is the zyzzyva, a tropical American weevil.

Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds.

A whales heart beats about once every 6 and a half seconds.

The average American Bald Eagle weighs about 9 pounds.

A chicken's top speed is 9 mph.

A bat can eat up to 1,000 insects per hour.

Argentina's falabella horses are only 16 inches tall fully grown and are the smallest horses on Earth.

The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.

Lobsters like to eat lobster.

To maintain a chimpanzee in captivity for 60 years it would cost an estimated $300,000.

Crocodiles can't move their tongues.

Wolves could bark like dogs, they don't because they don't want to.

An adult crocodile can go two years without eating.

A roadrunner purrs when it is content.

A cow has four stomachs.

The decapitated jaws of a snapping turtle can keep snapping for about a day.

Toto the dog was paid $125 a week for his work in The Wizzard of Oz.

The average cow produces about 70,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cannot find food.

Ostriches can run faster than horses and the males can roar like lions.

Skunks can accurately spray their fluid up to ten feet.

A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

Sheep can survive up to two weeks buried in show drifts.

A slug has four noses.

A turtle can breath through its butt.

An ant can detect movement through five centimeters of earth.

A hippo can open it's mouth wide enouth to fit a four foot child inside.

Bats always exit a cave to the left.

When mating, a hummingbird's wings beat 200 times a second.

Two dogs were hanged for witchcraft during the Salem witch trials.

Jackrabbits got their name because their ears look like a donkey's (Jackass).

Rabbits and horses cannot vomit.

If birds could sweat they wouldn't be able to fly.

Sloths sneeze slowly. They also give birth upside down.... slowly.

The House voted 322-99 in support of the bill. Senators voted 84-16 earlier this month to include a similar prohibition in a homeland security funding bill.

You really can find anything on EBay....

Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb ... "They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people




and on a side note LAPD & Gangsters & Zombies Oh My!

I'm sure you all remember the movie "Aliens" and recall the head huggers (GIS) turns out scientists have found em.
"They have a proboscis that's like a straw that they insert into the animals and suck out the juices. They crawl along the bottom of the sea floor, sometimes more than 6000 to 7000 metres down, where they live in the dark, feeding on slow-moving soft-bodied sponges and sea slugs,”

Well atleast something that looks like em...
(yes there is a image in the article)

The pouch on a pelican's beak can hold up to 2 gallons of water.

A homing pigeon will not be able to find its way home if a magnet it attached to their neck.

The speckles on a bird's egg are as individual as a fingerprint.

The upstroke of a bird's wing moves it forward, the downstroke only keeps it airborn.

A giraffe can run faster than a horse and go longer without water than a camel.

A freshly hatched crocodile is three times longer than the egg it came from.

Polar bears are lefthanded.

Elephants are not afraid of mice.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

All polar bears are left handed.

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

A blue whales testicles are the size of a family car.

Robins eat three miles of earth worms in a year.

An oyster changes sex several times during its life.

Male monkeys loose their hair the same way men do.

Most wild birds live only 10% of their normal life span.

Mouse sex only lasts five seconds.

Florida officals recieve 8,000 complaints each year about alligators.

Pigeons have three sets of eyelids.

Male monkeys go bald just as men do.

Giraffes have no vocal cords, the communicate with their tails.

About one third of all species of snakes are venomous.

The stomach of a hippo can be up to 10 feet long and hold up to 400 pounds of food.

An Elephant's tusks never stop growing as long as it lives.

If left alone, a dog will spend up to 3 hours a day remarking its scent posts.

The horseshoe crab has skyblue blood.

A snapping turtle can only swollow when its head is under water.

When given unlimited access to mice, cats will kill about 15 before stopping.

Lobsters and jellyfish never stop growing.

The seahorse is the only fish that swims upright.

Cat milk is 10% protein where cow milk is only 3%.

Crocodiles can't move their tongues.

Bagpipes were invented in Iran and brought to Scotland by the Romans.

The cost of mailing a letter by the pony express was $5 for half an ounce.

By the time he died in 1910, the king of Siam had fathered 370 children.

There are more than 1,000 people named Jim Smith in the Society of Jim Smiths.

Every lake in Ohio is manmade.

Poison Oak and Poison Ivy are members of the cashew family.

The fine for leaving a public toilet unflushed in Singapore is $150.

Murders have claimed more American lives during the 20th century than wars have.

An average dairy cow produces four times its body weight in manure each year.

Kiwis are the only bird that hunts by smell.

A birds eye keeps everything in focus at all times.

Elvis had a pet monkey named Scatter.

A sheep trained to turn the lights on and off will leave them them on 82% of the time.

A blind chameleon will still change color to match its surroundings.

All dogs except the Chow have a pink tongue, the Chow's tongue is bluish black.

Nine out of ten extinct species were birds.

Lions sleep 17 hours per day.