Napalm sticks to kids
01/31/06 Brokeback Top Gun
01/31/06 Did you know...?
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.
Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.
In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.
A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.
In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !
Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.
In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.
A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.
In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !
01/30/06 Trench Math
01/30/06 Jack Bauer Facts...
Jack Bauer once fit an entire NERF football in his ass and than he shit out a 12" Subway meatball sandwich. Go figure.
The dead sea scrolls explicitly show the Holy Grail to be located inside Jack Bauer's pants.
Jack Bauer, the one man on earth who never takes a leak, has a meal or takes a nap on any given day.
Jack has Never Taken a Leak in the entire Show.
Jack grew up without any parents, siblings or pets, he was self taught the ancient arts of war by Genghis Khan who then left Jack for dead when he started speaking. ...Jack's still alive.
Jack Bauer lost a game of Baccarat to James Bond. Jack tortured Bond until he pissed his pants and gave Jack's money back. For good measure, Jack pissed in his dry martini, keyed his car, stole his woman and nuked London. Fuck Baccarat.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry so that his tears will cure cancer. No one else can make Chuck Norris cry.
Chuck Norris originally made anyone handicapped who parked in a handicapped spot. Jack Bauer came along and killed Chuck Norris and will kill anyone who parks in a handicapped spot.
Ray Charles only came away with blindness after Jack Bauer shot him in the face, nobody tells Jack to "Hit The Road Jack."
In the midst of war between the Titans and the Olympian Gods, Jack Bauer captured Atlas and forced him to hold up the world until he told him who was plotting against Zeus. After Atlas cracked, Jack rushed off to inform Zeus and on his way out said, "Don't move until I get back." Atlas is still waiting for Jack to get back. It is also a well known fact that earthquakes are caused by Atlas shaking with fear when he thinks Jack is coming back.
Jack Bauer once survived a nuclear explosion that was detonated less than 14 miles away.
Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes. He tortures them until they're clean.
Jack Bauer is the real Fifth Element.
Jack Bauer's duffle bag has enough weapons to take out a former Soviet bloc country.
Jack Bauer knows where Atlantis is because he sunk it
Only reason Chuck Norris is alive is because Jack Bauer needs someone to make fun of because GOD got boring to make fun of
Jack Bauer takes round house kicks to the face from Chuck Norris for dinner
Jack Bauer once played russian roulette with a fully loaded uzi, or coarse he won
Chuck Norris is Jack Bauers personal toilet
Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.
Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testacles contest". He beat them both by a combined total of 46
Chuck Norris did not beat a brick wall in tennis because the wall is Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the only person in the world to win a game of connect four in two moves
Jack Bauer has had sex with every woman in the world, including Chuck Norris.
It takes Jack Bauer 13 minutes to watch 60 minutes
Jack Bauer personally trained the trainers of both the Special Air Service and the Office of Strategic Services during the Second World War. After the initial training, which abruptly ended in 1940, Bauer spent the remainder of the war in Germany, not hunting, but toying with Hitler. The suitcase bomb was a practical joke. On a related note, Jack Bauer is the real reason that there is no trace of Adolf's body.
Scientists recently uncovered the real reason dinosaurs are extinct: Jack Bauer received an anonymous tip that dinosaurs are terrorists.
Everytime jack bauer smiles, a terrorist loses his balls
Jack Bauer is the only man to call John McCain a pussy and live to tell about it.
Jack Bauer's so hard that he once got bitten by a vampire and staked himself. He's so convincing that he talked God into resurrecting him.
Bullets don't kill Jack Bauer because they're afraid to.
The dodo bird once pissed off Jack Bauer...
Jack Bauer stays up all night. Now vampires don't come out at all.
Jack and Nina actually had a kid. A book was written about him called 'Revelations'
Lemmings think Jack Bauer's behind them
Zombies only run when chased by Jack Bauer
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start is a result of Jack Bauer torturing Contra for information.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
Jack Bauer once bit a zombie. It turned into Tony Almeida
Jack Bauer pees fire and shits snow balls.
Jack Bauer wrote the Bible. That's why its so violent.
Jack Bauer only uses a gun to kill terrorist as a courtesy to those who would have to clean up the mess associated with him using his hands.
Jack Bauer isnt a herion addict, herion gets it's rush from doing some Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer's only true friend is Al Bundy
Jack bauer is so hard, even a state excecution wouldn't kill him
If Cloe and Edgar ever had a child Jack would face his most annoying nemesis yet!
In the hour after the last episode of the 1st season a tiny Bauer Baby shoots its way out of Teri's stomach and rescues a bus full of school children.
Jack Bauer once assisted in the bombing of CTU, not because he had to keep his cover but because he grew tired of bullshit protocols. Damnit Jack your a loose canon.
Jack Bauer once pissed in Tony's Cubs mug, this granted Tony magical powers that allowed him to be come back to life after being shot in the neck, and blown up by a bomb.
Jack Bauer could have survived the nuclear blast, but decided that he had enough of Mason and wanted him to die.
In the morning, Jack Bauer doesn't shave, he must kick himself in the face repeatedly. Jack bauer is the only thing hard enough to cut Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Jack Bauer.
Jack only dies when there are no more terrorists in this world, but since that's not gonna happen, he lives forever!!
Chuck Norris drives a Dodge Ram. Jack Bauer drives whatever the hell he wants.
Jack bauer named his cat chuck Norris because its a pussy
Jack Bauer is to cowardice as Chloe is to personality.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
People have begun to play a drinking game called "Bauer Hour", where you take a shot of Jack Daniels every time Jack kills someone. One person usually goes through 3 bottles an episode.
If Bush really wanted the war in Iraq to end he would just send over Jack Bauer. Nuff said!
Jack Bauer's last meal was on the California Presidential Primary in 2000. Now he gets his nourishment straight from the sun....like Superman.
Jack Bauer is not part of CTU. Jack Bauer is part of Walt Cummings' worst nightmare.
Jack Bauer performs more frontal lobe labotomies than the American Medical Association.
Jack Bauer uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Jack Bauer, from the Latin 'Baur', meaning "to rend the flesh while smiling."
Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
Jack Bauer does NOT get taken into custody.
Jack Bauer invented the word "Damnit".
Jack Bauer is responsible for the phrase "Please don't kill me"
E= mc2 - Jack Bauer = A whole lot of trouble!
Jack Bauer is what keeps Morgues and Coffin Makers in Business.
Every empire owes its existence AND destruction to Jack Bauer.
The dinosaurs rolled out 65 million years ago cause they heard Jack Bauer was coming.
Jack Bauer killed Latin.
Jack Bauer Express. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every terrorist overnight.
Jack Bauer redefines the word kill-a-ton.
Jack Bauer is the last surviving son of Planet Whoop Ass.
Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
Jack Bauer is the reason Osama's still hiding.... but not for long.
The Grim Reaper calls Jack Bauer for advice.
Jack Bauer has killed more people than AIDS.
Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.
Jack Bauer only own 5 outfits. Fox is gonna be screwed if there's a 6th season.
When the boogey man gets scared its cause he thinks Jack Bauer is hiding in his closet
Jack Bauer is 1/16 Cherokee, not because of his ancestors but because he fuckin ate Chuck Norris, who ate an indian
Jack Bauer had a staring contest with Chuck Norris. Norris got so frightened, he shit his pants, lost 200 pounds, and his beard fell off
It doesnt take 24 hours for Jack Bauer to foil Terrorist Plots, He is just toying with them.
It doesn't take any licks for Jack Bauer to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Jack Bauer simply shoots the shell off.
When Jack Bauer coughs, all terrorists in the world are stricken with fear.
Jack Bauer remembers everything after getting flashed by the Men In Black.
Snape did not kill Dumbledore, Jack Bauer Did.
If someone tells you that you "Don't Know Jack", you're better off believing them... because if you really did know Jack, he'd probably kill you.
When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
A "Bauer movement" is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door.
The only correct answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?" is "Jack Bauer". No matter who you are.
While in college, Jack was hit on by a girl he knew already had a boyfriend. She made her move, and he smashed her face into a glass coffee-table. Nobody fucks around with Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer was a major reason why David Palmer was elected President. Not just because he saved Palmer's life several times during the California primary, he accompanied Palmer on campaign trips and glared at voters, scaring them into voting for his man.
When Jack Bauer masturbates, God kills a whole species of cat.
God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending his 7th day working his usual triple shift without sleep. Lazy ass God.
Jack Bauer parts LA traffic with his enormous penis. That's why he can reach anywhere in the city in the span of a commercial break.
That cougar that stalked Kim was actually Jack Bauer's pet cat. Jack used his Beastmaster powers to keep an eye on Kim and to keep her in line through fear.
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because he's a pussy.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.
Jack Bauer's mornings usually start with a trip down his slip-and-slide lined with razor blades followed by a dip in a his pool filled with rubbing alcohol. He likes to dry off with a towel made from sandpaper.
Jack Bauer was actually named after the verb of the same name; i.e. to Jack Bauer someone's ass.
On his days off from CTU Jack Bauer helps old ladies cross the road. He does this by staring at oncoming cars. On the freeway.
Fox initially wanted to call the show "Jack Bauer: Terrorist Hunter". Jack said "Fuck you. What happens when I kill all the terrorists?" "Well, we cancel the show." Jack quickly snapped the exec's neck into 24 peices. Hence the name, 24.
In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're fucked.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer's mom asked him who he loved more, her or his country. To this Jack chuckled and responded, "You know that answer" as he snapped her neck. Jack Bauer hates dumb people.
The real reason Jack Bauer was fired from CTU was his massive cell phone bill.
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
Jack Bauer would kick the fuck out of Chuck Norris, his roundhouse kicks, and his beard
Jack Bauer wears aviator sunglasses as a courtesy to the Sun so it doesn't have to look
01/30/06 Did you know...?
Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!
The average person laughs 13 times a day!
Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words none of them with the letter E!
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!
The average person laughs 13 times a day!
Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words none of them with the letter E!
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
01/27/06 Did you know...?
Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!
There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!
There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
A person uses approximately fiftyseven sheets of toilet paper each day!
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!
There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
A person uses approximately fiftyseven sheets of toilet paper each day!
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
01/27/06 California Insanity
Crime Is OK, but Sex Isn't:
The Los Angeles city attorney's office has sued the makers of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for allegedly hiding pornographic material inside the video game, officials said.But we knew they were insane.
Rocky Delgadillo said his office sued Rockstar Games and its parent company, Take-Two Interactive Software, for making misleading statements in marketing the game and engaging in unfair competition.
"Businesses have an obligation to truthfully disclose the content of their products — whether in the food we eat or the entertainment we consume," Delgadillo said.
The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, was part of an ongoing investigation into the marketing of video games, authorities said. The game also spurred several states to crack down on sales of mature-rated games to minors.
01/27/06 Texan Insanity Part II
Earlier this week I made a post about Star Locke, the Texas gubernatorial candidate proposing a 50% vice tax against violent video games.
But wait, it gets better.
According to his site he is now proposing:
A 100% tax (yes, you read that right. 100 percent) on " any video game containing any form of human violence" or "any machine, toy, or cd that uses or includes bodily harm of any human or human image its function or goal or score". (I would like to point out that such a broad interpretation of violence could be applied to, say, Mario. Those poor turtles.) For those of you keeping track, that'd make new video games $100 a pop in Texas. Did this guy go to the Jack Thompson school of political self-sabotage?
Other taxes he's proposing?
This commission shall levy a 50% of price of sales tax [GREASE TAX] upon all food prepared by deep-frying or cooking in any form of oil or grease for human consumption.
This commission shall levy a 50% of price sales tax on any beverage sold to humans to be consumed by humans that contains added glucose, fructose, sucrose to the beverage for sale to humans.
Oh - and yes, it gets even better.
Take wild guess what his big campaigning point is.
Give up?
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But wait, it gets better.
According to his site he is now proposing:
A 100% tax (yes, you read that right. 100 percent) on " any video game containing any form of human violence" or "any machine, toy, or cd that uses or includes bodily harm of any human or human image its function or goal or score". (I would like to point out that such a broad interpretation of violence could be applied to, say, Mario. Those poor turtles.) For those of you keeping track, that'd make new video games $100 a pop in Texas. Did this guy go to the Jack Thompson school of political self-sabotage?
Other taxes he's proposing?
This commission shall levy a 50% of price of sales tax [GREASE TAX] upon all food prepared by deep-frying or cooking in any form of oil or grease for human consumption.
This commission shall levy a 50% of price sales tax on any beverage sold to humans to be consumed by humans that contains added glucose, fructose, sucrose to the beverage for sale to humans.
Oh - and yes, it gets even better.
Take wild guess what his big campaigning point is.
Give up?
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01/27/06 If you don't have anything nice to say...
01/26/06 Did you know...?
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!
The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!
The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
01/25/06 I'm back !!!
Things have been crazy around my work these past two weeks..... my boss has been in the hospital with strep pneumonia, which he had to have the bacteria surgically removed & now has to have skin grafts....is it grafs or grafts....? Imagine that if you can !!! Pretty scary, but what is even more scary is that our DSL has been down since last monday!!!
I have been in the dark since I do NOT have internet at home, yet! I should be getting my apple computer very soon, I just wanted to update everyone on my status, WHO CARES right, is what everyone is thinking!!!
I only have one reality show update.....AMERICAN IDOL
Has anyone been watching this season so far?!!!? All I can say is WHOA!!
Last night in particular, they were in Greensboro, NC & this one girl, WHOA she basically bitched out Paula Abdul for no reason....but after the fact, she didn't have the balls to insult her to her face!!! She made a complete spectical of herself by saying that if her & Paula were to walk outside, NO one would think that Paula was a celebrity but they would FO SHO think that she was the celebrity & NOT Paula.... she also said that she KNOWS she is going to be famous because 10 of her psychic friends TOLD HER SO!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
I almost died laughing !!!! Too bad her psychic friends didn't tell her that she wasn't going to make the cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The funny thing is that she kept ripping on Paula when the whole time Paula was nice, it was Simon that was the asshole (who knew!) and when she left the building she said that Paula ain't got shit on her !!!! Yeah, well Paula probably wouldn't shit on her if she was on fire !!!!!!!!!!
That's all for now, I will be back with some enlightening reviews soon!!!
I have been in the dark since I do NOT have internet at home, yet! I should be getting my apple computer very soon, I just wanted to update everyone on my status, WHO CARES right, is what everyone is thinking!!!
I only have one reality show update.....AMERICAN IDOL
Has anyone been watching this season so far?!!!? All I can say is WHOA!!
Last night in particular, they were in Greensboro, NC & this one girl, WHOA she basically bitched out Paula Abdul for no reason....but after the fact, she didn't have the balls to insult her to her face!!! She made a complete spectical of herself by saying that if her & Paula were to walk outside, NO one would think that Paula was a celebrity but they would FO SHO think that she was the celebrity & NOT Paula.... she also said that she KNOWS she is going to be famous because 10 of her psychic friends TOLD HER SO!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
I almost died laughing !!!! Too bad her psychic friends didn't tell her that she wasn't going to make the cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The funny thing is that she kept ripping on Paula when the whole time Paula was nice, it was Simon that was the asshole (who knew!) and when she left the building she said that Paula ain't got shit on her !!!! Yeah, well Paula probably wouldn't shit on her if she was on fire !!!!!!!!!!
That's all for now, I will be back with some enlightening reviews soon!!!
01/25/06 Tracking Jack Thompson
A map that shows which states Jack Thompson is barred from practicing law in.
01/25/06 Did you know...?
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
Slugs have 4 noses!
Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
Slugs have 4 noses!
Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
01/25/06 Vice tax on video games?
As the title says, Texas gubernatorial candidate Star Locke is proposing a 50% tax on violent video games. His stance? (emphasis mine)
If we didn't want violent video games, there wouldn't be so many companies producing them. This would make many new video games cost $75 in Texas and - god forbid - any other states that picked it up.
Note that this is the Republican candidate, so it's probably safe to assume that he supports the war in Iraq. Real violence is ok, but make believe violence is wrong?
For better or worse, violence is a part of human nature. It's been a part since we first crawled out of our caves, and it will continue to be in the millenia to come. Ignoring it, pretending it isn't there, denying it solves nothing.
"I take the position that the Founding Fathers took: that the power to tax is the power to destroy. So our concept is that we need to tax things we don't want and you want to not tax things that you want to encourage."
If we didn't want violent video games, there wouldn't be so many companies producing them. This would make many new video games cost $75 in Texas and - god forbid - any other states that picked it up.
Note that this is the Republican candidate, so it's probably safe to assume that he supports the war in Iraq. Real violence is ok, but make believe violence is wrong?
For better or worse, violence is a part of human nature. It's been a part since we first crawled out of our caves, and it will continue to be in the millenia to come. Ignoring it, pretending it isn't there, denying it solves nothing.
01/24/06 Did you know...?
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
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